tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day — (via silllhouette)

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xeroxtolerance:

noxial:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps (Acoustic/Strings version)

They don’t love you like I love you

(I do)

Wait…

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ArtistYeah Yeah Yeahs
TitleMaps (Acoustic/Strings Version)
AlbumiTunes Originals - Yeah Yeah Yeahs